Oh What A Day....

**CAUTION THIS IS A VERY LONG AND RAMBLING BLOG, BUT IT IS PRETTY FUNNY**Here it goes let me tell you about my the day I had.. I knew it was not going to be good right from the start.. -First it doesn't matter what I do or how long I take to get ready I still end up looking like a bag lady, make up looks horrible hair a mess clothes look good on the hanger but once they go on ehhh but that is motherhood so as I am pouring my son's juice in his cup some kind of voodoo comes over my hand and I spill half a bottle of juice down the front of me, the counter and floor.. While this is happening my son who has just gotten dressed says "mommy I got milk all over me" oh great so now not only do I have to clean the kitchen change my clothes that took me 20 min. to pick out I have to change his clothes too.. -Just then my mom calls me to let me know she is ready and on her way, ok lets see if I can get all of this done and the rest of what needed to be done before she gets here.. Now as we are putting things in the car to leave the neighborhood cat jumps in the car with us like he is going somewhere which prompts my son to scream "want to hold the kitty on my wap while we ride" hmmmm just as the cat jumps out of the car I am trying to explain that the kitty can't come with us my son is yelling "want kitty kitty to come, want kitty kitty" oh sweet jesus help me... -As my mom goes to leave I realize the juice cup that ruined my whole day is STILL SEATING ON THE COUNTER IN MY KITCHEN... -After we get to where we are going which happens to be a craft show, not my son's favorite place to be I get out the go to for situations like this my NOOK buuuuuttttt it doesn't want to work REALLY!!!! So the melt down begins after about 10 min. I FINALLY get it to work thank goodness.. As we are leaving my son decide to climb in my mom's truck by himself which I was very excited about just not that he got mud all over his khaki pants since we are supposed to get pics with the easter bunny later in the day.. -Get to another sort of craft show but smaller and decide to not put him in his stroller, WHAT AN IDIOT, I spent the next 20 min. chasing him all around, that mistake will NEVER happen again.. It was at this time he tells me "mommy my feet hurt you put wrong shoes on me" (he never does this so it must have been true) oh great I don't ever bring an extra pair of shoes so I get to listen to that the rest of the day, soon as we get to walmart (that is where easter bunny is) I have to take his shoes off.. -We look and look for easter bunny with my son asking the whole time "where easter bunny at mommy, where is he?" of course I don't know, "maybe he called in sick" I say, so I ask 3 different people just for them to tell me they didn't know if he would even be there but he was at the photo studio, oh here we go.. After the 100th time of my son asking we took him down to the photo studio we, were in HELL there was about 5 different people waiting kids running everywhere no one knew what was going on the easter bunny looked like he wanted to pass out but of course my son really wanted to see him soooo we waited.. It really wasn't too bad waiting to get his pic taken it was just bad waiting to look at them cause of course this was a studio so they have to try and sell you every thing but what you want, after about an hour I decided it was time to go and we would come back later, my son and mom were having nervous breakdowns so it was just best to go.. -Oh yeah forgot to mention when we left the last craft show and was going to walmart my mom's truck cut off on her in my head I as thinking "somehow this is going to be my fault" but it started right back up so crisis averted.. -Went a few more places then my mom (who I am sure never wants to go anywhere with us again) dropped us off so we can go back to the picture place.. It has been well over an hour so this should be done and a quick process right? WRONG!! I go back and my pics havent even been touched (they were super busy and it was only one lady by then but still good lord) so I set and waited with my shoe less child for another 20 min. while more photos are being taken but finally we get the pics paid for and we are on our way home after 9 long hours out and about.. Oh but it doesn't end there.. -Once home as you may know my son is potty training and refuses to poop in the potty so yes that means he does it in his underwear (he has been trained with peeing for 2 months).. He won't do it in public though so that is good but within 10 min. of walking in the door I hear "mommy I pooped", well I was waiting for that one so lets get that cleaned up then it was bath time where he decided to get water ALL OVER the bathroom floor (we are talking about the whole floor covered in water) so clean that up, brush teeth put pjs on all of that went pretty smooth.. -Everything was going pretty smooth until I realized my son had been too quite and anyone that has a toddler knows this is a sign of trouble, when I found him he had marker (he must have stashed one some where because he doesn't get them unless I am around) ALL OVER his arms, legs and face.. Just when I was about to have a nervous break down he says "wook mommy I was haven a marker party, I a mud monster" I just looked at him and laughed.. It was a LONG day for me but in the end I got a few nice things to decorate for spring, spent some quality time with my family and my son got to see the easter bunny all in all a good day of course if you would have asked me earlier it would have been the WORST DAY EVER!!!