Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Note To Self.....

Note to self.... 

  • Do not give your son a bowl of fruity peebles without milk they will just end up ALL OVER your house... 
  • Also make sure the dish soap is out of reach the dog doesn't enjoy it slathered all over her back... 
  • Don't leave the mop water near the baby gate your son will put his favorite blanket in the dirty water and not tell you, then when it is bed time his blanket will still be wet and he will be very angry..
  • Do not leave your lotion on the bathroom sink unless you want to try and get that mess out of your childs hair..
  • Put play-doh on the highest shelf possible, your carpet will thank you.. 
  • Don't leave your childs spray sun screen laying around it does not work as an air freshener..
  • Do not buy unopened art supplies at yard sales more than likely when opened the paint will be dried up..
  •  Make sure to pick up all un eaten gummies, the dog looks funny with bald spots from having to cut them out of her fur.. 
  • Never give my son a cherry icee and leave the room for a minute, when I come back the kitchen will be red.. 
  • Don't let your son hold his flash cards while he goes peepee, they will fall out in the potty..






 

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